awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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