O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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