Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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