Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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