Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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