ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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