i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
