I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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