can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you win again, gameday.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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