What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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