Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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