his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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