Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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