im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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