Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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