I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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