Sry I called you an 8
Life is so much better after having sex.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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