I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
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