Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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