so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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