Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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