I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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