Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
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He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
