It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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