You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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