I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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