Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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