i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
