you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
dude. I can hear the air.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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