Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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