True but thats because hes a fetus.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
