READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
