Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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