Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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