8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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