Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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