We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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