NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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