When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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