Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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