she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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