If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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