i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
only you would photoshop your dick
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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