I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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