Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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