and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
i think i just lost a toe
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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