it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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