Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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