I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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