Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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